Thursday, June 27, 2013

Cleansing of the bowels and mind

I have a problem with my bowel as many of you would know.  It will never be the same as it was prior my cyst's and at the moment, Ive suffering alot of pain and leakage due to bad choices and being sick.

Last night before bed hubby changed the channel and a program called Fat, sick and nearly dead came up.  Now Ive seen it before and shrugged it off.  There was no way that shit was for me.  BUT last nigh when I heard Joe Cross talking something in me snapped.  Shit maybe, just maybe if I cleansed my bowel on his super dooper 10 day detox, then maybe I wouldn't have so much pain, discomfort and leakage.  Just maybe I could help it.  I eat so many raw veggies normally BUT I do tend to go over board with my meat. I eat far to much of it for my liking.

So Joe talks about rebooting your system by drinking fresh juice made of fresh veggies and fruit.
THIS is what got me

When you consume only juice, your system is flooded with an abundance of vitamins, minerals and phytonutrients that help your body stay strong and fight disease.

I need that, I seek it...NOW!

Hubby agreed, what the hell have I got to lose??  Shit if it doesn't help, Ive done nothing but fill my body with pure fresh fruit and veggies for 10 days.  There is no calorie counting, no scales in sight.  No more head fuck!

This morning, after dropping my babies of to school I took my ample arse to the green grocer and bought up on the veggies for several of Joe's juices and his detox soup.  I also bought myself a new juicer.

Now I'm hearing you ahhh I don't have the money for it...pfft my answer - How much is your health worth? Seriously..people are so quick to go and buy a Big Mac meal of crap for $10, why not spend that on fresh fruit and veggies??

What I spent today 
  • $31 on a juicer from Coles
  • $25.40 are the green grocer which included - Kale - cos lettuce - leeks - cucumbers - garlic - ginger and a huge box of apples
  • $15.56 at Coles in Shepparton which included 6kg's of juicing carrots - lemons - celery and baby spinach
  • oh and another $5.10 on vegetable stock.
that should last 2 of us...yes 2 of us a week.  

And there for it began this morning 

Love seeing so much fresh produce in my smelt amazing.

My first juice every morning will be this one

Joe’s Mean Green Juice
This recipe makes 2 servings.
6 kale leaves (Australian Tuscan Kale) 
2 cucumbers
2 celery stalks 

1 apple
1/2 lemon
Small piece of gingerroot, 1in./2.5cm

Now I'm not the worlds biggest fan of lets rephrase that, I hate the shit with a passion! And to mix it up with cucumbers FUCK!!!! *shudders!!!

I think my face says it tasted like SHIT!!!!
Hoping for a HUGE improvement and praying like a mad bitch that it grows on me!

Worse this I have encountered today
Having my mother come here and go into detail of what she is cooking for the next week.
I love you woman but shit me, I just told you what I'm doing and you go telling my about the lamb roast your making Sunday and the goulash you plan on making next FUCKING WEDNESDAY


Here's to day 1....and the other 9 days that follow.
Mental note - do not call mum for 3 days.

For those who'd like to read more about Joe and his program follow


  1. You is one crazy mofo Maz, but my hat is off to you. I hate vegie juice with a passion so I would struggle big time. You have a plan and a reason and good on you for trying something different. The old you wouldn’t have done so.

  2. You're a braver woman than me! GOOD LUCK!!!
    P.S. Love the facial expressions!